You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. It sucks that you're awake and had to be in my field of vision. In addition to being a popular fan art subject, a copypasta from 4chan describing Vaporeon's supposed sexual compatibility with humans became known in the late 2010s and early 2020s for its unsettling nature. If this continues i'll be forced to take action. After taking a screenshot specifically to show all of you Mario Bros. fans out there, I picked up the key and opened the "door", figuring the game would seize up and I'd have to restart. This page was last edited on 25 December 2022, at 17:42. Refresh and try again. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. The bloody mess the Thwomps were unendingly spattering? I wish I was GEE EMM. Hey, I noticed you were a female - Copypasta Hey, I noticed you were a female Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) Inept gotten so thick that no mind can escape. The Bloody Bills, the messages, and these perpetually smashing, grinding Thwomps who were working their victims (who?) I want to grab one of those high-end fashion mannequins by the ankles and bash your ribcage in. By the instant we end our conversation or consultation, so will your soul too. *flies into the air* AND ARE WE ONLY GETTING 10 LIMITED WISHES ON THE FIRST . They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. Billions of trees work hard to replace the oxygen you breathe, I want you to apologize to these trees for wasting the oxygen that they worked hard to produce. You have made alot of mistakes that it could take me years to write them. Soon, Mario would be dead. It was boring and predictable like the game had been all these years, which brought back a sense of safety. It all scrolls away so quickly to stupid face pics posted 15 times in a row.Its not really a chat. I couldn't control him anymore. To Twitch Chat: NEVER, EVER COPYPASTA IN MY CHANNEL AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT TWITCH HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. Not even a book could describe your immense failure, you rat, you're speaking the language of failure. The proof that you are an idiot will in any case be accessible to perusers, however they will actually want to quickly get to it more. NASA can no longer track you. And yes, of COURSE I'm going to address that message you saw in the picture. Monkeys peer down on you. Women go out and fuck everything that their shallow minds find . You imbecile, you were mindless enough to doubt, object or outright mock unquestionably exalted forces ahead of your perception and judgment. Simply explained for a busy day. people simply spam unoriginal comments and spout dead memes and it really hinders the experience for spectators and professionals such as myself. Deep research into Finance | Stocks | Markets. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see an oval on a red object. It's not funny and gets a bit repetitive. And the remaining 30% just copy pastes the longest message they can find in the chat. Its not a chat. It is just full of spam emojis. I bet you could do anything." MaleChild "I hope monsters come and eat you." "Good to have you by my side, friend. You are filthy, foul, terrible and profane. Browse a large collection of ASCII art (text art) copypastas. next Can I get a booty pic. The message mostly consists of Gino attempting to describe how much he despises Khonjin. No matter how many corpses he leaves littering the battlefield, he's always there once more to leap and cheer and get all the adoration. In 1996, I received my first computer as a birthday gift. WorstPastas: Bad Fanfiction and Shitty Stories. into pulp forever. Into the future, you will be the symbolization of idiocy. Then a familiar face walked in from the right. It was difficult to swim in this manner without touching the spikes, but since I was still invincible I didn't think much of it. what is the point of spamming in chat?? I Hate You (Mario Creepypasta) Edit This is about what I assume to be a previously undiscovered alternate ending of Super Mario World for the Super Nintendo. 40% of the chat are 41 year olds pretending to be 14. Twitch chat is the reason esports will never be taken seriously. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Red suuuus. Red sus. Hahahaha! 11. Ya hear that? But, you gotta be quick, so John Wick can secure the bag and achieve the epic Victory Royal! You awe to be condemned, convicted ow doomed to the deepest abyss of Heww, to undewgo distwess and anguish fow aww the time you have weft. Gino has three notable copypastas. I fucking hate women. At the end of the hallway I came to the standard pair of doors you'd enter to face a final boss. Past Marios that had tried to traverse this level and failed. But on the other hand it was kind of interesting because it meant this was definitely a map that was supposed to exist. So, with that in mind, you should stick the nearest fork into the nearest outlet. Oh wow, it's a stone head, how fucking hilarious, I'll use it in every comment I post. Seriously some of you got brain damage or something. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall travelling at miles per iron, and the result proved with out a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man. They are the world's largest boney fish, weighing up to 5,000 pounds. protests Magnus, as Hikaru blushes, the boyish figure undressed before Magnus. I let the Bleeding Bill chase me for a while when I was invincible, just to get a good LOOK at the thing. Stuart Little has ruined my family. I feel like everything on here is just "DS2 bad" "Bloodborne bad" and "ER bad". Mark, let me tell you something. Deep research into Finance | Stocks | Markets. I want you to somehow survive a terrible car crash and then somehow not survive a small fender Bender on the way back from the hospital. Their faces remained blank and blue and dead but they moved with astounding speed. Thewe is no escape to youw contwact. You didn't grow. And if a post is not about either of these it's about "oooh Malenia, Rotussy uuugghh so hot uuuggh", "Uuuggh Karla's tasty filth so hot" or "Mmmh feet". Please press the key combo CTRL + W on your keyboard to activate this., Meta-inept. It's sad that you don't know the difference. You cheated not only the game, but yourself. Not being Mario himself. female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? NO. Among us in a nutshell hahahaha. Don't you guys feel any embarrasment? Nothing else odd happened, as one would expect since this whole ordeal was just supposed to be part of the actual full story. Share here, https://twitter.com/Genuine_Angus/status/1153118761471361024. "Are you trying to mate me?" protests Magnus, as Hikaru blushes, the boyish figure undressed before Magnus. Excuse me but how dare you guys do this to me? If you still haven't spotted the thing, look in the third window from the left. twitchquotes: You cheated not only the game, but yourself. That and copypasta is my single least favorite form of communication, somehow being incredibly lazy and entirely impersonal all at once. Green M&M Bambi Copypasta refers to a Tumblr post in which a person role-playing as the Green M&M character demands that the person they're talking to go to Gamestop and get a game called Bambi on the Playstation 2. I hate all of you so fucking much. I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "red sus" and laugh like a fucking insane person. I hate you. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words AMOGUS ran through my head. Faweweww, hopewess swave of Hades. I'd been on the internet before, had used computers before. What's weird is that the blood caused Mario to slide as if he were on an ice level. More ASCII Art Copypastas Clap 118. Whats that? Then something made me stop and turn the other way. I have no pity for you. and "WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!". Shock? I let the Giant Boos touch me, and they died like the Bleeding Bills, of which I had encountered two. I'll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of among us. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face . Attention all Fortnite gamers: John Wick is in great danger and he needs your help to wipe out the squads in the Tilted Towers, but to do this he needs a golden scar and a couple of chug jugs. The deviwish battawions, demons, and fowces of Satan wiww go against you, and thewe wiww be no wemowse, no sympathy, and most impowtantwy, no mewcy. If only you weren't a constant annoyance to everyone around you, narcissistic and the least likeable person in your city. I'm going to kill you, and I'm going to. I hate reminiscing the old days of League Of Legends, why can't we bring these old days back. I used to be a real ad. Being compelled to communicate with you makes me feel horrible about myself. I have no pity for you. Still, this didn't belong there and I knew it. By the instant we end ouw convewsation ow consuwtation, so wiww youw souw too. Power? Just stuff like "Tubular" and "Awesome" and all manner of dumb words and phrases. Oddly enough, the whirlpool in the middle of a lake began with the standard "Castle" entry animation. Deep research into Finance | Stocks | Markets. or ele op orderno. I hate you. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. , Simply explained for a busy day. ( Psst kid, you wanna disable adblock. Imaqtpie Copypasta. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. I've ALWAYS hated you. I want to beat you to death with a blunt object. It was a planned, purposeful part of the Mario Brothers mythos. The other 40% are 14 year olds pretending to be 41. I couldn't access the whirlpool again. Cookies help us deliver our services. If I made any noise like Mario's jump sound they would just kind of SHUDDER a bit, like they heard the sound of Mario's movements, but couldn't do anything about it. Spamming chat all day, using emotes for everything. Nothing happened. There was some sort of plot element, here. ello rpp, jan jo anel orre eean rodrgez ocoa arnez lopez jr. ere. Copyright 2023 TwitchQuotes. imGlitch The broadcaster of this channel has promoted you to mod status. You experienced a hollow victory. Instead, Mario immediately looked to the side and froze. There was comfort in the obsessive-compulsive behavior of this routine but all of that was shattered when I locked on boo. King Koopa seemed the obvious answer. Something wrong happened behind the scenes. Within an instant, as Luigi turned to seemingly strike a "victory pose" like he'd beaten the level, Mario awkwardly got to his feet and took him by surprise. Blasting sweltering late morning sun on Mercury moronic. It wasn't a developer getting back at Nintendo and it wasn't a GHOST haunting a Nintendo cartridge. Nothing about this language remotely makes sense, or is even internally consistent. Something wrong happened behind the scenes. But I kept going, I'd see a fridge that looked like among us, I'd see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us, I'd see a hat that looked like among us. I played the rest of the game through to see if anything changed. "Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy" it started as. "Your chess is insane." All rights reserved. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It was boring and predictable like the game had been all these years, which brought back a sense of safety. previous Full of the exaggerated swagger of a black teen. Why is it so goddamn smug. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. After a while I ran into one or two Blind Boos in the darkness above. There is no escape to your contract. They wouldn't chase me if I turned my back, as with the previous Blind Boo. And the word "among" is ruined. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred . You think im annoying? Just because it's the OG or some shit. 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