What goes around, comes around. Chokus-Pocus!, The Spirit of Jazz: Im gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten!, Eleanor: Im a woman in the prime of her life who needs love-squeezins!, Crack Fox: Im gonna make you wear a little dress and hurt you, Howard Moon: Keep back. Piper Twins: And you ain't gonna like that! Howard Moon: I'll tell you how it works, right? It was graffiti artists! Tony Harrison is a fictional character portrayed by Noel Fielding. Besides, I've had deeper relationships in my mind, at a distance, than you'll ever have in your lifetime, you know that. Vince Noir: Charlie is genius, right, he's made from a million old pieces of bubble gum. References to "Mrs Harrison" imply that he is married. Dennis: This "Bighead" business - I don't understand. It's not a dress! He's a renowned ram-raider. By his own admission, Kirk is "an erotic adventurer of the most deranged kind". Made from the tears of Robert Smith., Rudy Van Disarzio: Better a Priest than a Beast, Howard Moon : Dont kill me, Ive got so much to give., Tommy Nooka: Stop. Saboo: Look, save it, you pinky wafer. And then three-quarters, eh, no one gives a sh*t about him. Imagine that fish finger, when you can see it is as big as a garage, oh! He decided to spend the rest of his life putting small hairstyles onto boots, monkey nuts, trumpets, and spanners. Charlie is genius, right, he's made of a million pieces of old bubblegum. 30 of the best-ever jokes about Scotland from Scotland. Johnny Two Hats: Bingo., All he needs now is a tall Northern jazzy freak with a moustache and no dress sense., Vince: I hate jazz. Howard Moon: That's because they're really crap at sewing. Vince Noir: C'mon, Bollo, get your monkey anus at the steering wheel. There were loads of 'em on the front. It hurts. If you are against the papoose system I have got a wheel that clicks into my chin like a skate! Mmm. mighty boosh 1. The 20 most nonsensical quotes from the W1A team You've liquified me, you slags." Tony Harrison : "It's an outrage. Thug #1: [to Thug #3] Wixy, bust out the knife! Vince: I write novels. Vince Noir: What if someone's photographing animals, yeah, and I'm in the back of the shot? Your email address will not be published. I couldnt really find that. Can he get out? [Hamilton nuts Howard unconscious with his shiny conker of a head]. Charlie said, "I'm cool with that," and set fire to a posh hammer to make it official. I can't hear my internal TomTom. Will he get out? We got close, too close some people said. Stopped him pressing accelerator. Think of Johnny Thunders. Rudy Van Der Sarzio, Jazz fusion guitarist. How do you Kill-A-Roo? Howard: So, er just wanna say that erm it's great to have you on the show, great to be working with you. As smooth as the bonnet of a Porsche. 50 of Milton Joness most ingenious jokes and one-liners Dance around a bit, bob and weave O.K? I am a summer soup Mm! It burns! niverse" by Natalya Lobanova BuzzFeed Staff 1. Marching towards me every day. Eric Phillips decided to refreeze Charlie. Howard: You hate jazz? EELS! If you don't like the papoose system I have a wheel that clicks into place under my chin. An outrage! All is lost. Howard: Sorry, I thought that was your look., He asked me to play Blue Train by John Coltrane at his funeral. I know Wing-Chung. Howard Moon: Why does everyone keep saying that? The Boosh is loose and it's coming at you like a wet flannel! The downside was that the Inuits suffocated immediately; it was air tight in there. Bryan Ferry: Ah, a demo tape, how nice. It doesn't work. Australian: [shakes head] Christ you're thick. All mouth Julian Barratt and. 25 of Lee Macks wittiest jokes and one-liners at any suggestion he does not agree with. Howard: Oh, that's just me and Vince, been playing, er, games crumb eye, we have to get crumbs in, er, each others eyes and erm, winner get a, rake. Spider Dijon: You're absurd. Howard Moon: How dare you do that to me in the night, when I'm oblivious. NOOO! It was air-tight in there. The Mighty Boosh. Tommy Nooka: [singing] Cheese is a kind of meat/ A tasty yellow beef./ I milk it from my teat./ But I try to be discrete./ Oh cheese!/ O cheese! One for feathering. Howard Moon: They call him the shrew! Most of The Moon's quotes are funny: The Moon: And some say, Old Gregg is like a, a big fish finger, but big! 3.39 + 14.78 P&P . The Hitcher: "(Playing slap bass) Ohhh, you love it you slags!". /Ice floe, nowhere to go / Ice floe, nowhere to go / Lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundraaaa! Miso! It began on television as a show about two slightly hapless zookeepers under the supervision of Bob Fossil. Dennis: Kirk can't drive. 1 Nanageddon Lyrics Blood on the walls, of London Town Satan's evil in a nylon gown Evil cakes Fiery Lakes Nanageddon's coming with a demon in a wig Evil cakes Fiery Lakes Nanageddon's coming. "Yes!" they'd honk. To learn more, check out our transcription guide or visit our transcribers forum. Vince Noir: Look, I haven't really got time for this. Tony Harrison: Can we stop? I need a wee-wee. You wanted to hang around, didn't you? How dare you even speak of the crunch. Vince Noir: Funk. I'm not a machine, I've got a weak bladder! It began on television as a show about two slightly hapless zookeepers under the supervision of Bob Fossil. Rudy Van Disarzio: I have had enough of this talk now. Vince Noir: Are you talking about the incident with the binoculars? Come on. You walked right into it! M Molly Morrow The Mighty Boosh quotes & stuff Sitcom An idea is formulating! I have the amulet. Rudy: Others call me R-R-Rubbady Pubbady. "Welcome to the Zooniverse, where all your dreams come true niverse". The Hitcher: [to Howard Moon] You oughta be careful boy - there's alotta weirdos around 'ere, lotta nasty people [leers] lotta nutters. They raise one of the most horrid of demons, Nanatoo, and it's up to them to make things r Vince and Howard attempt to impress some goth girls by stealing and using Naboo's dark spells book. The Moon: He's so bright and milky white / Shining down upon the ground / He's the bright, milky white / Shining down upon the ground / Everybody look at the moon / Everybody seein' the moon / The moon is bright / He's milky white / Everybody look at the moon / Uh! Saboo: Are you insane? Connections Featured in The Mighty Boosh: The Making of Series 2 (2006) Soundtracks Nanageddon Written by Julian Barratt Performed by Julian Barratt & Noel Fielding Featured review The writing and overall style of the show has now completely evolved into something coherent and interesting. Howard: Suppose I could try a little bit. Charlie. He'll be dead by morning. Charlie was racked with guilt, he'd just killed fifty Inuits, no one needs that. Crunchy friends in a liquid broth. Get all the best moments in pop culture & entertainment delivered to your inbox. Ape of Death: No smoke without firewhich, incidentally, you'll be seeing quite a bit of from here in on! I'll be uploading lots more behind the scene clips, bloopers, outtakes and deleted scenes so comment, like and subscribe for more! There's a simple truth to you. Vince: Look at your face, ambient, pure ambience, it's like The Orb's third album. [sighs in resignation]. Howard Moon: Time is calling out my name. Vince Noir: If I didn't, you' look like Stig of the Dump. There's a simple truth to you. The Moon: Here's a poem, from the Moon. We all dream but do we really dream? [Grabs the book and throws it out the window, killing a Grizzly on the loose]. The Mighty Boosh is a British comedy troupe featuring comedians Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding. Howard Moon: [into tape recorder] Howard Moon's journal, day four. Sorry Howard. Howard Moon: Just imagine the headlines 'Howard Moon, Colon, Explorer'. Circuit training to John Coltrane., Vince Noir: Lots of people get trapped in cabinets: Lawyers, Doctors, Dentists, Vince Noir: The ties a multi purpose accessory, yknow, belt, school boy, Rambo, Old Gregg: Ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?, Vince: I dont pick stuff up, I knock stuff down!, Tony Harrison: Feel my multi-hexagonal textured alien barbed penis inside of you!, Bob Fossil: Technically, youre not a Peeping Tom if its one of your relatives., Tommy: There are only two kinds of men who venture into the jungle at this time of night: a fool or an idiot., Howard: I dont accessorize. You've never even been to the crunch. Oh he was out there HOOFIN' doctors HOOFIN' Vicars, he got in the gift shop, put a false moustache on, a little girl came in and went "can I have a pencil top" HOOOOF! The egg is around here, I can sense it. 41 of Bill Baileys most gleefully funny jokes and one-liners As big as a garage. Kodiak Jack: Ever been to a key party with a herd of rhino? Dennis: We were only just in the service station. I think I found a new note in between B and C. I always knew it was there. Switch to the light mode that's kinder on your eyes at day time. Rudy Van Disarzio: [to his guitar] It's all right, Miranda. Dennis: [after seeing Vince and Howard kiss] I need to go home and rethink a few basic principles. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. And we'll only be making it right We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Tony Harrison: How dare you! He suffers from motion sickness and cannot travel very well on most vehicles, but claims to be good on horses. 50 of the funniest (and most puerile) quotes from The Inbetweeners Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round. Howard: Can you really? Vince Noir: Who d'you think cuts your hair, Einstein? Do it again, and I'll come at you like a buzzard. We hold major institutions accountable and expose wrongdoing. Howard Moon: Playing the final moves of it's game. All the tiny animal penises all over. Although Kirk appears to be only six years old, he is in fact a violent and sexually deranged being from the fourth dimension. The moon. It's fine. Some say hes half man, half fish. Howard: Please don't speak to me ever again in your life. The Inuits didn't mind, they loved it in Charlie's pink, tight, warm belly pouch and they refused to come out. That's a cappuccino stain. No drive too fast for there are speed camera on A49 but Chiko crazy. The first television series is set in a zoo operated by Bob Fossil, the second in a flat and the third in a second hand shop in Dalston called Nabootique. He poured him into an antique soup ladel, and boarded his magic carpet, destination, Alaska. Mood swings? It's a jamboree for Vince Noir. Bob Fossil: Howard is asking questions about Tommy. That's not published, is it? Vince Noir: You're in a Hubba-Bubba Nightmare! Belt, school boy, Rambo, The Spirit of Jazz: Ow! The Mighty Boosh/Nanageddon. They're Charlie books. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); NSF Music Magazine contact: [emailprotected]. When we made love, it was for sixty minutes and sometimes, one hundred and eighty! I really enjoyed this episode and although it did have a few low points here and there, it's still one of the best from Boosh that I've seen to date. The Mighty Boosh English Comedy Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy It Crowd Russell Brand The Chosen One Series The Mighty Boosh "Nanageddon" I Love To Laugh Make Me Smile Toast Of London The Mighty Boosh - I'm going to have to turn my back on you Nerd Best Shows Ever The Mighty Boosh. Tony Harrison: Oh, come of it. I do my own hair. Vince Noir: I can't believe Bainbridge is selling the zoo! Vince Noir: Right, I'll ask him, see what's going on. Howard Moon: Yorkshire is a place. All the features, jostling for position, yeah? Howard: Stardom? YOU WON'T SEE PENNY ONE FROM ME, YOU SLAG!". Howard Moon: My hair just doesn't grow very fast. Youve liquified me, you slags., Tony Harrison :Its an outrage. Vince: He is dead, he fell in the ocelot pit everyone knows that. What have you got? Jazz's deformed cousin. Desolation of the soul. It's true. Tony Harrison: I come fully equipped with a papoose! And this, my friend, represents a major breakthrough on the sewing machine. [Throws it away]. Bob Fossil: [Addressing children] Why are you people so small? Vince: [Impersonating the wind] It was pretty good though wasn't it? That's for your library card. Naboo is livid and gets drunk after being stripped of his powers by the Board of Shaman, leaving it up to Howard and Vince to find the demon, retrieve the book and prevent Nanageddon. They're all a bunch of w******! Saboo He took pity on Charlie, and scraped him off the floor with a pair of fish slicers. Privacy Policy. Howard Moon: I can't believe you're saying that. I did a song! 31. Bob Fossil: I have a problem. Prepare to die, you prancing tit! Right? "Tusk," in its entirety, with the pauses as Lindsay Buckingham intended! Vince Noir: I thought it was good for you. Tony Harrison: Watch the room crumble at the awe of the H-man. 18 Genius Lines From "The Mighty Boosh" You Need To Relive "Welcome to the Zooniverse, where all your dreams come true. What about the zoo? Trouble ensues when they summon the most evil demon known to man, an old lady called Nanatoo, who does a runner with their flatmate, the Shaman Naboo's, most magic book. They dont mind that youve not gone beyond the kiss., [On super cool magazine Cheek-Bone]: Its so cutting edge, it goes out of date every three hours., Dixon Bainbridge: The wolf attacked me. Howard Moon: Yeah, well maybe it's time I had the amulet for a bit. Vince Noir: A passing coyote took pity on me. Got a nice ring to it, doesn't it? Well, I have! Howard Moon: Are you now? Johnny two-hats. Vince Noir: [singing] Cyborg Patrick, tell me what you dream / Clockwork Margaret, skating on my mouse mat / In your tiny circuit boots, shoes of the future! Howard Moon: This is the arctic, Vince. Tony Harrison: How dare you. Starring The Hitcher : Aagh. Am I gonna have to assemble this Kinder Egg and take him with me? Can't get it in shops. Howard Moon: What? And then the half moon he's all right. Howard: Something wrong with you, you know that don't you? Howard: What? Vince: Kings of Leon CD., The tie is a multi-purpose accessory, yknow. Howard Moon: This man came into the shop, a cockney! Others call me Captain Margaret. Turn around. Boosh! Dennis: Would you be quiet, please. A seemingly sweet old woman who is, in fact, the most evil demon known to the Shaman; she has a five star rating in Spotlight for Demons. Im Howard Moon. Vince: The things you say? Howard Moon: I'm sorry, you've completely got the wrong what do you mean "old"? Johnny Segment? Howard Moon: This is just one mink, this whole outfit. Vince Noir: [about Cheekbone magazine] It's the most up-to-date magazine around. Sounded exactly like the wind. You know? Bingo Announcer: Two bloody stumps: number eleven. Naboo: Three hours. Jupiter, I did a song! Made from the tears of Robert Smith. Howard Moon: [wincing, sobs pathetically] Don't kill me! Saboo: I would like to play "Would I Lie to You" by Charles and Eddie. [Pipe organ plays Thomas the Tank Engine theme.]. Absolutely not, I'm drawing a line under that. Yeah, the pandas. The Mighty Boosh Moon Quotes The Mighty Boosh Bob Fossil Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee Quotes Buddha Quotes Confucius Quotes John F. Kennedy Quotes John Lennon Quotes Mahatma Gandhi Quotes. Dixon Bainbridge: Make something up you prick, tell them he got eaten by the python. Vince Noir: This is the glam rock ski suit! I have the amulet. You know what it is about this place, that can get to a man? Howard: [Singing] where are you now Tommy. [Falls exhausted into a crouch. Vince Noir: I do my best work when you're oblivious. Yorkshire is a state of mind., Howard: Where did you get those sunglasses from? I like that book. Tony Harrison: How dare you. Howard Moon: Stardom? North Pole Native: That is an interesting story, but now we must eat. Vince Noir: [holds up another cassette] And this is the best of the seventies. Lucien: Ol' Gregg. The moon big inside a tube! I'm the Hitcher, let me put you in the picture, creeping in you room in the dead of night, with me solo polo vision! You go near her with a paint brush, I'll come at you like a mighty bazooka. Ill be off my tits on happiness., Vince: Its impossible to be unhappy in a poncho., Vince: Youre in for a Hubba-Bubba nightmare., Howard: Ill take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs. You proved your point, in song format! Spider Dijon: You expect me to believe this? Vince Noir: You know the black bits in bananas, are they tarantulas' eggs? Dennis: I'm sorry, but I do not stoop to pick up men in the urinals. Vince Noir: [laughing] As if that's a moustache. Howard Moon: What about me and Jack? We appear to be lost. Howard: I'd like to think that I will be remembered many years after my own death. Fashion may come and go. Saboo: Very well, I will go with Kirk. So alone Wind my only friend Howard Moon: [about Bainbridge] What's he got that I haven't got? Australian: His balls mate, grab his flamin' balls. Can you do fog? Vince Noir: What about you and Jack Cooper? Miso, miso Oriental prince in the land of SOUP! Tony Harrison: What is your beef with the Mac? Others say it's more of a seventy-thirty split. I come fully equipped with a papoose! The horrific screaming noises Nanatoo makes were made by Noel Fielding and Rich Fulcher, screaming into a microphone. But I found another song about a train [plays Thomas the Tank Engine theme]., Seriously though, you should check out my icy wardrobe. 25 of Spike Milligans greatest gags The Moon: One time, I saw a man looking at me, yes, with his eyes. 4,942 views, added to favorites 22 times. Bingo Announcer: Sixty-two, avian flu: Number sixty-two. Vince: "Colon explorer"? Howard: That's not a novel, that's the scribblings of a retard. He also comes with a wheel, that clicks into his chin "like a skate". Howard: We're not playing scrabble, just come on, bring it on. Nanageddon: Season 2, Episode 3 Airdate: August 9, 2005 Written by: Julian Barratt . I once looked at a hedge. The Hitcher: [in Victorian-Electro song] The past and future, combining to make something not quite as good as either. The Hitcher: Aagh! Noel Fielding has been known to refer to the boy as his nephew but, they are not biologically related. Vince holds up a cassette tape] This is the best of the sixties. Howard Moon, Vince Noir: Soup! Kirk is a violent and sexually deranged being from the fourth dimension. Howard Moon: Look, don't worry about wolves, ok? Flying Saucers. Hamilton Cork: [to camera] Don't take me on, I'm a 29-er! Howard, Howard? Howard Moon: Vince, this is difficult for me, but I feel as though I should say this. It is the third Boosh episode to feature both members of Robots in Disguise. Vince Noir: I'm little Johnny Frostbite, moving around / Freezing you up, freezing you down / Like an icicle / Coming in your tent in the pink light, scissorbite/, Howard Moon: Call me Tundra Boy / Cause I move like an arctic, Howard Moon: When the blizzard strikes / I disappear like a pipe dream. 100 of Homer Simpsons greatest quotes Howard Moon: I'm driving, it's my music we're having. They don't mind that you've not gone beyond the kiss. Things You Need to Know About Canadian Education System . What do you think you're playing at? Working out to hot be-bop. Decapitated Lester Corncrake: I don't like it! "Minky Monthly". When I saw The Mighty Boosh, I just thought, oh WOW, I can do this. Where are the bars and the women? by Fleamoza June 17, 2006 Get the mighty boosh mug. The Boosh is loose and it's coming at you like a typhoon with the flu! My own beast and creation, killing me dead! Only way to hook him is to use a child's toe. Vince: Your head's a bit like a man's thigh. Directed byPaul KingWritten by Julian Barratt Noel FieldingAir Date 9 August 2005. The Moon: Heey! He's got one of those faces. 27 brilliantly funny quotes from This Country Howard: I think you underestimate the power of my acting to hold a crowd. Howard Moon: Don't kill me, I've got so much to give! We've got to get out of town. Dixon Bainbridge: I don't like to finish on a downer. Ultra Violets. 25 of the most textbook Alan Partridge quotes Howard: Well you're always happy aren't you, everything's fun for you. Vince Noir: Yeah, but you know: the lifestyle, the drugs Vince Noir: Yeah, well, you know, the coffees. NOOO! It hurts! Self care and ideas to help you live a healthier, happier life. Howard Moon: Yeah, well that's an infringement of people's liberties. Spider Dijon: Your wife told me everything. Howard Moon: Yeah, actually. Let Kirk drive. Pain. Saboo (Richard Ayoade) sat in the Board of Shaman, and was party to the decision regarding Naboo's fate, after Naboo lost control of his Black Magic Book. Fleetwood Mac's "Tusk" in its entirety! Kodiak Jack: [talking to Howard about Vince] We don't often get a cute little nubile princess like that out in the wilderness. Jab up this joker! See this pocket? Howard Moon: HA-HA! Tony Harrison: Anyway, it's not my fault. He's a Russian Bear! The Hitcher: Fourteen shillings for your melons! Every now and then I get a little bit worried that the best of all my years have gone by. Vince Noir: Did you say mink? Vince Noir: Soup, soup a tasty. I come fully equipped with a papoose. They loved it in Charlie's big tight warm belly pouch, and they refused to come out. Here's a song: Turn around. "Nanageddon" performed by Vince and Howard when they are running away from the Nanas. It hurts! They were off in a shot. The cerebral musicality of Jazz mixed with the visceral groove of funk. 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